You are going to the City. There is only one City. It is only said with a capital C. No one needs to bother saying the name of the City. It is the City.
Your full name has at least one apostrophe in it.
It is the first page, and you are already late for something. Your mother affectionately chides you as you gulp down a few spoonfuls of porridge; she will be dead by page forty-two.
There are two religions in your entire universe. One is a thinly veiled version of Islam. It is only practiced by villains. The other is “being a Viking.” You are a Viking.
The High Priest is not to be trusted.
Someone is eating an apple mockingly.
—How To Tell If You Are In A High Fantasy Novel
(A companion to this post.)
(Source: the-toast.net)
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